As the disastrous bush presidency nears its end, what records have they set?

Record hurricanes, record illegal immigration, record cow mutilations, record amounts of floride in our water, record phones being tapped (including mine, I know they're listening), record polar bears stranded on floating ice bergs, record gitmo prisoners, record steel melted by fire (which can't happen, don't be fooled), record sun spots, record lack of sun spots, record tsunamis, record Bush-haters.......etc...